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waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

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I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

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waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

The tweak master

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Imma do this bc FUCK IT

1: Name Nicole Boyd
2: Age. 16
3: 3 Fears. Snakes spiders and being alone
4: 3 things I love. Star Wars LOTR and tacos
5: 4 turns on. Tickle my sides, rub my neck, bite my lip, and pull my hair
6: 4 turns off. SUPER BAGGY PANTS like ew, fucked up teeth, TOUCHING MY FEET. NOPE NOPE NOPE. And biting my neck super hard e.e your not a camp fucker
7: My best friend. Sammie cx
8: Sexual orientation. Pan sexual 👌
9: My best first date. Never been on one
10: How tall am I. 5’10
11: What do I miss. Being a kid
12: What time were I born. 10:36
13: Favorite color. Blue
14: Do I have a crush. YesyesyESYES
15: Favorite quote. Drink Capri sun and fuck bitches.
16: Favorite place. The lake.
17: Favorite food. Pizza
18: Do I use sarcasm HA YES
19: What am I listening to right now. Bleed in Black And White by Motionless In White
20: First thing I notice in new person? Style c:
22: Eye color. green and blue
23: Hair color. Dirty blonde
24: Favorite style of clothing. Punk
25: Ever done a prank call? Yep
27: Meaning behind my URL. Used to be a Botdf fan
28: Favorite movie. LOTR
29: Favorite song. Violent Bounce (People Like You) by I See Stars
30: Favorite band. Idk
31: How I feel right now. Meh
32: Someone I love. Will Bowden 3
33: My current relationship status. Single :/
34: My relationship with my parents. Eh
35: Favorite holiday. HALLOWEEN
36: Tattoos and piercing i have. lip and uh nvm that one c:
37: Tattoos and piercing i want ALOT
38: The reason I joined Tumblr. Idek
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? Yep
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Yep
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?nope not yet c;
42: When did I last hold hands?last weekend with this chick I like
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Ten to twenty min
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Yep
45: Where am I right now? My bed bitch
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? HAHAHAHAH Sammie
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUD AS FUCK
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? MOM
49: Am I excited for anything? WARPED TOUR
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yep
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Everyday
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Last weekend :/
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? HAHA OH WELL FUCK YOU TOO
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Yes
55: What is something I disliked about today? My dick (it’s nonexistent)
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Uhmmmm Zach Johnson from ISS
57: What do I think about most? Booobs
58: What’s my strangest talent? I can eat a whole lollipop in one minute without biting it
59: Do I have any strange phobias? PEOPLE TOUCHING MY FEET NOPE NOPE NOPE
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? I’m ugly so behind
61: What was the last lie I told? That I’m a virgin XD
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes
64: Do I believe in magic? Yes
65: Do I believe in luck? Yes
66: What’s the weather like right now? COLD AS FRICK
67: What was the last book I’ve read? Clarissa Clare’s City of Lost Souls
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Yep
69: Do I have any nicknames? Nick, big papa, and big tits (don’t ask XD)
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Leg sliced open and I lost a lot of blood
71: Do I spend money or save it? Spend
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?yes
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Yes
74: Favorite animal? Panda
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Fucking bitches and drinking Capri sun
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Well I’m satan so
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Trouble by NSN
78: How can you win my heart? BAND MERCH
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? FUCKING BITCHES AND DRINKING CAPRI SUN IN THA AFTER LIFE
80: What is my favorite word? Fuck
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr. Eh idk .-.
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Fuck bitches and drink Capri sun. Beef jerky is my lunch and weeds my dinner.
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Yup
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? SHAPE SHIFTING
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Do I love _____?
86: What is my current desktop picture? No computer .-.
87: Had sex? Yep
88: Bought condoms? Nope
89: Gotten pregnant? Yep
90: Failed a class? Hahah yep
91: Kissed a boy? Yep
92: Kissed a girl? Yep
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yep
94: Had job? Yep
95: Left the house without my wallet? Nope
96: Bullied someone on the internet? Nope
97: Had sex in public? HAHAHAHAH a lake c:
98: Played on a sports team? Softball
99: Smoked weed? Yep love it
100: Did drugs? Nope
101: Smoked cigarettes? Yep
102: Drank alcohol? Yep
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Vegiiii
104: Been overweight? yep
105: Been underweight? Yep
106: Been to a wedding? Yep
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yep
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Nope I hate tv
109: Been outside my home country? Yep
110: Gotten my heart broken? Yep
111: Been to a professional sports game? Nope
112: Broken a bone? Nope
113: Cut myself? Uh yes..
114: Been to prom? Nope not yet
115: Been in airplane? Nope
116: Fly by helicopter? Nope
117: What concerts have I been to? OH GOD Lonestar metal fest warped tour AC/DC tool motionless in white Attila etcetera
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yep
119: Learned another language? Trying
120: Wore make up? Yep
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Yep
122: Had oral sex? Yep
123: Dyed my hair? Yep
124: Voted in a presidential election? Nooooo
125: Rode in an ambulance? Yes
126: Had a surgery? No
127: Met someone famous? Yeesss cx
128: Stalked someone on a social network? Maybe c;
129: Peed outside? Ha yes called camping
130: Been fishing?no
131: Helped with charity? Yes
132: Been rejected by a crush? Yeeessss aloottttt
133: Broken a mirror? Yes a few times
134: What do I want for birthday TO LEAVE THIS HELL HOLE

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